Take a bath...

My dad thought I was stinking. Can you believe that? Telling me that I was not smelling sweet and fluffy and cute? And I even had put on some "outside-world" perfumes, but nobody ever recognized how difficult it is to make them stick to you.
Well, asking for mercy didn't help a bit... I ended up in the shower: All of you that EVER said I was fat: look at this!!!!! I am thin as a super model (Germany's next top dog, actually)! It's only the fur that makes me look so posh.
And I definitely feel better as my posh and cuddly self. So, I am almost dry and I will rest now. More adventures are lying ahead for sure.