Back again

Hi everybody, I guess I have to apologize for my absence for such a long time. But we went first to Spessart and then to the Niederrhein-region and there was no internet access!!! Besides, I am a really busy dog. So for the time being, just some impressions about what I've been doing lately:
Of course, I am my fathers son, so I had to teach those humans how to decently treat a football. I had fun and if they would let me... I might have even scored a goal.Then both of my parents started complaining about my bad bad breath. They turned up with some dental bones for me. At first I wasn't very keen on the colour, but they are actually quite tasty. And hard to kill!
(And they work.)
Then we did a boat trip, and it was all foggy on the river Rhine, when we passed the Loreley rock. As so many shipmen died in the past on those rocks listening to Loreleys song, I checked we wouldn't go the wrong way.
Then I stopped an invasion on the Rhine shores.
Well almost.
Well, at least I managed to sit on the canon. So I COULD have saved the Rhine shores.
At least as long as those trees didn't capture me again.